laughhard:

So my friend posted these business cards he now has on facebook

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isaia:

giancarlovolpe:

Based on a true story.

bless
isaia:

giancarlovolpe:

Based on a true story.

bless
isaia:

giancarlovolpe:

Based on a true story.

bless

laina:

(linda from bob’s burgers voice) ALRIIIIGGHTTTT

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intheshadowsff:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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Welpity Welp Welpington

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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“Sometimes this really seems to shock people. They appear genuinely upset when I say ‘this conversation is over’ or ‘I’m actually not interested in debating this with you.’ There’s an expectation that if you care about social justice and political issues, you’re always ‘on.’ You’re always ready to debate, you’re always ready to have theoretical discussions about your own lived experiences and the issues you care about, you’re always ready to defend yourself. That’s manifestly ridiculous and unjust, an expectation that’s simply not reasonable.”

life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

Go Aunt Mary.

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cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

(via -lunchbox-)

that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

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wilfredthetapeworm:

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

revvann

I’m a cancer ^-^ but thanks for thinking of me!