trinitymemes:

i’m violently sobbing and my ovaries are aching.
(∆)
trinitymemes:

i’m violently sobbing and my ovaries are aching.
(∆)

trinitymemes:

i’m violently sobbing and my ovaries are aching.

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anaaesthetic:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

(via spnfamilyhasasherlockinthetardis)

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

(via darrynmicheal)

equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

(via stormafter)

adrians:

thought I’d try this out
adrians:

thought I’d try this out

adrians:

thought I’d try this out

(via bearsharkvevo)

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

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iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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thecutestofthecute:

geeses:

bunnies are so stupid i love them

Oh my gOD thecutestofthecute:

geeses:

bunnies are so stupid i love them

Oh my gOD

thecutestofthecute:

geeses:

bunnies are so stupid i love them

Oh my gOD

(via dipitybutts)

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(via pixiepayton)

austriea:

when you recognize a word from another language you’ve just begun to learn and ur like hEYHeY HEY I KNOW THAT MEANS

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pixiepayton:

i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e:

i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e:

envycamacho:

chrisidk:

distraction:

icy-brunette:

twodigits:

z-deschanel:

watch your fav disney movies :’D (will be redirected after 10-15 seconds)

1937 - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
1940 - Fantasia
1940 - Pinocchio 
1941 - Dumbo
1941 - The Reluctant Dragon
1942 - Bambi 
1942 - Saludos Amigos 
1943 - Victory Through Air Power 
1945 - The Three Caballeros 
1946 - Make Mine Music 
1946 - Song of the South
1947 - Fun and Fancy Free
1948 - Melody Time
1949 - The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
1950 - Cinderella 
1951 - Alice in Wonderland 
1953 - Peter Pan 
1954 - 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 
1955 - Lady and the Tramp 
1957 - Old Yeller 
1959 - Darby O’Gill and the Little People 
1959 - Sleeping Beauty 
1960 - Swiss Family Robinson 
1961 - 101 Dalmatians 
1963 - The Sword in the Stone 
1964 - Mary Poppins 
1965 - That Darn Cat 
1967 - The Jungle Book
1968 - The Love Bug 
1970 - The Aristocats 
1971 - Bedknobs and Broomsticks 
1971 - The Million Dollar Duck 
1973 - Robin Hood
1974 - Herbie Rides Again 
1977 - Pete’s Dragon 
1977 - The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
1977 - The Rescuers
1981 - The Fox and the Hound
1982 - A Disney Christmas Gift 
1985 - The Black Cauldron
1986 - The Great Mouse Detective 
1988 - Oliver & Company 
1988 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit 
1989 - The Little Mermaid 
1990 - Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 
1990 - The Rescuers Down Under 
1991 - Beauty and the Beast
1993 - The Nightmare Before Christmas
1994 - Aladdin -The Return of Jafar 
1994 - Aladdin
1994 - The Lion King 
1995 - A Goofy Movie
1995 - Pocahontas 
1995 - Toy Story
1996 - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 
1996 - James and the Giant Peach 
1996 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
1997 - Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas
1997 - Hercules 
1997 - Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure 
1998 - A Bug’s Life
1998 - Belle’s Magical World
1998 - Mulan
1998 - Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World
1998 - The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride
1999 - Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas
1999 - Tarzan 
1999 - Toy Story 2
1999 - Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving
2000 - An Extremely Goofy Movie 
2000 - Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
2000 - Dinosaur 
2000 - Fantasia 2000
2000 - The Emperor’s New Groove
2000 - The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea 
2000 - The Tigger Movie
2001 - Atlantis The Lost Empire
2001 - Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure
2001 - Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse 
2001 - Monsters, Inc. 
2002 - Cinderella II - Dreams Come True
2002 - Lilo And Stitch 
2002 - Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains
2002 - Return to Never Land
2002 - Tarzan & Jane
2002 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
2002 - Treasure Planet
2002 - Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 
2003 - 101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure 
2003 - Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return 
2003 - Brother Bear 
2003 - Finding Nemo 
2003 - Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
2003 - Piglet’s Big Movie 
2003 - Stitch! The Movie 
2003 - The Jungle Book 2 
2004 - Home On The Range
2004 - Kim Possible - The Villain Files 
2004 - Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers 
2004 - Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas 
2004 - The Incredibles 
2004 - The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata
2004 - Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo
2005 - Chicken Little
2005 - Disney’s Christmas Favourites
2005 - Kim Possible - So The Drama
2005 - Kronk’s New Groove
2005 - Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch 
2005 - Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 
2005 - Tarzan II 
2006 - Bambi II 
2006 - Brother Bear 2 
2006 - Cars 
2006 - Leroy & Stitch
2006 - The Fox and the Hound 2 
2007 - Cinderella III - A Twist in Time
2007 - Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
2007 - Enchanted 
2007 - Meet The Robinsons 
2008 - Bolt 
2008 - The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning 
2008 - Tinker Bell 
2008 - Wall-E 

did i just die and go to heaven?

for anon.

im sure ill need this sooner or later

all my favorite old movies! hopefully they’ll get 2009-2012 soon :’)

brings back memories :)

I was born in 1993 and some of this makes me feel extremely old to be older than like the lion king for example.

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

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